Today was super duper fun(: Went all the way to Bishan because SOMEONE wanted to eat pontian. in the end, the guilty person ate a bowl of prawn noodles AND pontian. LOL.

Me and Jan had alot of fun telling renci that her noodles look like elephant poop(: then Jan bought this plate of carrot cake that looks even more like elephant poop :D

they said that elephant isn't really grey! the grey is due to the dirt. hey, maybe that's why they coined the term white elephant=useless. geddit? :D

brin was.. sigh. she saw a cotton on sale and she went for SUPER long la. then when she came back she bought something else too >_> we were like "errr you bought that from COTTON ON?!" well.. it's a girl thing.

roller blading was a killer seriously. i was just grabbing renci and jo! so embarrassing. i kept falling on my butt D: reminds me of airborne! tarmac falling and "lock your knees!" hahah.

arthi was.. >_> LOL. she was really helpful! she kept helping me BUT in the end she fell and dragged me along with her ): then she was like "sorry i keep letting you down.. literally." hehe geddit? :P and she was supposed to HELP me. lol.

i kept using renc and jo as my stepping stones :X whenever i feel like falling backwards i'll yank pretty hard on them to stop ): sorry guys )):

they met their pri sch friend HONKY. i know it's hong kee but they kept saying honky. so cute :D

it was really hilarious on the way back. i was holding on to renc (as usual. so much for "let go ah!") then there was this bumpy thing on the floor. i totally skidded over it. jo/arthi/lava was way behind us.

renc: oh no!
jo: *shouts* are you okay??
me: ask my butt if it's okay! ouch.
jo/arthi/lava: *rollerblades to us*
me: (to renc) oh no they're gonna crash into me!! (i was still sitting on the floor :P )


lava tripped over my blade.

arthi tripped over lava.

so the three of us lay sprawled on the floor, with jo and renc being really helpful. not. (hahah kidding)

jo and renc are too pro to trip over us.. hahah. arthi's a semi pro. lava's accident prone. i'm dependent on renc ahahha. "you make me feel really safe!"

jo: ooh a dog! so cute!
me: uhh it's peeing. you shouldn't get too close to it.
lava: why?
me: it'll get pissed off. geddit? PISSed off? hahahahaha.
jo: hahahaha!
-pause-
lava: OH MY GOD I GEDDIT HAHAH. (me+jo: stares)

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jo: i cried at Finding Nemo! Thrice!
lava: ME TOO!!
me: huh very sad meh?! i cried at king kong!
jo+lava: stares.

thanks alot guys hahahah.


wished you were here!

sometimesthesimplestthingscanbesocomplicated.

weeb; WHO'S the one whose eyes radiate perverticness and exude a horny look! I wonder who! :D

Class outing today! Poor turnout but ohwells we had fun anyway(:

And the guys are so sick.. Everything we talk about just leads back to boobs, nipples or balls.

Macs -> Thigh meat -> Breast meat -> Jeremy's breasts

that's a really really mild example.

but i guess i'm still pretty innocent cos i didn't know what everyone was talking about when they went "EWWW SICK!!!!". i was the only blur one.

that's good to know (:

Every girl, at some point of their life, will dream of a knight in shining armour galloping in and whisking her away to a land full of beauty and wonder.

Well, galloping on a white horse. Not, you know, really galloping himself.

And there's another point when she would think about the perfect proposal.

And when that guy comes with the perfect proposal, you know it's the right guy.



Maybe it's true, that I can't live without you

Maybe two is better than one

It's nice to know that I still have an avid reader. Hahah. This one's for you! (This song has been stuck in my head since forever! Maybe it's a sign.)

Hope you like it. But it'll probably get stuck in YOUR head and you'll hate me for it.

Haven't checked my email since forever. Emails are piling up. Sigh.

Today was HILARIOUS. Sitting next to Sandra is epic. she drives me absolutely nuts.

You know the Haw Flakes? The red disc like thing that's nice and sweet? She DRAWS on them. With her ink pen.

Yes, ON them.

Then she EATS them. Ink and all. Which is why I have to check every Haw Flake she gives me to make sure she hasn't drawn a curly haired lady on it. More than once.

And she experimented with orange and red ink to see if she can make the ink colour the same as the Haw Flakes. How gross.

Trish: In the 90s, Singapore are very good in services, aren't they?
Sandra: Yeah, like prostitution!

So the year has come and gone.. Most people have probably done up their new year resolutions, but after so many years, I've decided that I shouldn't make a LIST of things I want. Giving gives more happiness than taking right?

But I haven't come up with the list. I'll do it next year.

HAHAH.

okay anyway, yesterday i went to my ex-piano teacher's wedding! Her mom looks hot in this bright blue dress. The bride looks stunning but she couldnt recognise me, gosh so sad la. I used to remember her sitting next to me on the piano bench and she would crack her neck. she has traumatised me so much i can't stand any cracking of knuckles or other body parts.

Her brother was from campus superstar! Hahah. He's still the goofy guy. No change there. He has a girlfriend now, though.

We had to share the table with 6 other people. 2 ladies who used to be Genna (bride)'s pri sch friends kept talking NON-STOP. seriously. they kept giggling and talking. then there was this old lady who looked like my paternal grandmother who kept staring at me. And there was a guy who was from the air force!! cool(: then this couple whose wife kept smiling at everyone.

the video of how the groom fetched the bride was HILARIOUS. the poor, poor groom. he and his entourage was made to eat chilli and lemons on biscuits and some weird concoction which made all of them splutter. and they made the groom turn round and round around an umbrella, and he almost toppled over. really, really funny.

but it's really sweet, the way he yelled "I LOVE GENNA! LAO PO I LOVE YOU!" so nice right? i think weddings are God's propoganda to make others want to find one true love that will not only last a lifetime, but forever.

good luck to the new couple(:

but no, i'm not gonna end my post here. the most interesting thing is the TOILET. really. the locks are damn screwed. you have to turn anticlockwise to lock the toilet. and have to turn 2 rounds.

while i was in the toilet, all i could hear was people struggling with the toilet. my sister's the best la.

sis: omg amanda, help help help. i can't get out.
me: but what you want me to do?!
sis: HELP!!!!
me: hang on. i'll get some professional help.

but she got out in the end. yeah while i was in the toilet, there were two people waiting. then i was outside and i was looking at the green that indicates that the toilet is free. like huh! what are you waiting for?! so i told them the toilets are free. so helpful.

but after a few hours i went in, the toilet smelt icky D:

by 10+, the table was left with the 4 of us and the old lady. awkward.

--CONVERSATION OF THE NIGHT--

me: 1kg of feather and 1kg of metal. which is heavier?
dad: same weight!
sis: huh? but why?

CHAMPION!!!

And maybe two is better than one.

Briskar; i have this absolutely horrific nightmare about you last night! don't worry it's not about me twisting your head off or anything.