Typed a ranting post but I shall never let it see the light of day >D

On a random note, watch this omg super fucking funny

Just came back from daipak's house! It was fun(: my luck was damn sinusoidal so I bet 20c-->$1.10 with varying numbers in between and back! ANGRY when I bet 20c then got banluck. But once better than none(:

Shall get pix from pris after she uploads them! We had lots of lulz today. We were sharing the money and we opened the cards. There was an A on top. She act drama open damn slow, I was super excited and was holding on to her hand then.. 5. Sian max! But we had a great laugh over it xD



The earrings from b! Nice right!(:



I got my own meme! Ahhaha go see Arthi's dp if you want explanation hehehe.



True story bro

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FRUITS

Spent a very fruitful day today!

Bf went to watch me get thrashed by this super pro girl at muaythai omfg. Like she would kick and even though I was holding pads, the impact will be so large that my arms (positioned at 45deg above from horizontal) will bounce up and hit my lip wtf. And I have completely no strength to throw her to the floor, she has to deliberately fall for me to practice the technique-.-
Felt like a weakling
And in real life I'll probably run anyway

Saw Daryl there! Small world!! Went over to talk to him when my hairclip disappeared T.T sorry for losing the second clip you gave me:'(

Then lunched (which consisted of 2+ bowls of cold tou hua and wanton noodles) and headed home before going to visit
grandma together.



"I look like a coyboy" LOL



Check out my new Accessorize necklace! 70% off! Buy ALL the sale items!









Went by Muse at MBLM and bf bought me this pair of earrings that are super niceeee:') 8 months!!! Ah!!!

Grandma cooked some yumz noodles with amazing homemade belachan chili (ok I think it's not belachan because it sounds like a Bollywood actor. Hmm) and guess who was sweating like a pig after eating it?:P



Preparing the yusheng! With meat+abalone+soup



Headed over to see the bigass statue at the floating platform



Mad crowded









Saw the Narnia thingy at the MBS skating rink!




On the way back through MBS we saw people in stilts! I was like "HALLO can you smile!!" and they obligingly turned around



Sorry this photo doesn't you guys justice!!:(



It's a waste that I couldn't have visited Des today though:( that girl also ah, SMS her never reply me:(



My dad thought there was an empty parking lot



Alas! Hidden within the depths of ninjaskillz is a freaking cute and small car!! I want~~

Here's a funny picture story to conclude the day



Sister poses with a capped bottle of Chardonnay



Blearrrgh I tasted it!!!



See see got hole one

Ok finish the end

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Yb sisters

Mom: Why do you always close the windows when you sleep?
Sis: Because it's cold!
Mom: Then why still turn on the fan??
Sis: Cos I can't sleep without the fan.
Me:




But I realized I'm in no position to say anything. Because I absolutely need to have my blankets over me.
On a cold day, I'll snuggle into my blanket, without my fan/non existent air con
On a hot day, I will turn on the fan and die of heat as I snuggle into my blanket

I just feel more protected with the blanket, like it's hugging me and protecting me from monsters under my bed
Monsters under the blanket are notwithstanding

Anyway I was on 9gag and I saw some that really made me laugh! Hope they make you laugh too(:



YEP IT'S FRIDAY SO TIME TO LAUGH AND BE HAPPY







Omg this is so me during blackjack except I cannot all in (if only!!!!)
















Don't tell me you didn't laugh(:
Have a great weekend!

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BABIES>(

So I was at the pantry, looking for food.






EJY was telling us about this guy who was being super yb, he acted sweet and gave his gf this nicely wrapped present! He left the car and locked it
She opened it and it was full of adult cockroaches!!!!!!!!!!!!
FHL.

Seriously, what kind of screwed up prank is that? Isn't a boyfriend supposed to love, protect and cherish her???? Does watching her scream while locked in a car filled with cockroaches fill you with masochistic sadistic pleasures????????

Yb max.

I would cut all ties with ANYONE who does that to me.

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Winter time

Me: Does anyone watch 步步惊心?
ERR: Me!
Me: I want the furry furry thing that the 格格 put their hands in during winter
ERR: Siao. I super love 八阿哥!
*begin fangirling*
WHEEEEEE

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I can't sleep.
And I feel like shit.

Like there is a need to pick out the little insignificant things to let it bug me. Because I still, still don't dare to let myself be too happy.
It's like if I forget my place for even the slightest bit, everything I've worked for will crash and burn
And the fire will feed upon happiness until none is left

I have absolutely no reason to not be happy. None at all. Except for Vday alone perhaps. Which is a lame reason to be not happy-.-



I forgot what it was like to be truly, freely happy. When the hardest decision was whether I should colour the slide in my book blue or red, and whether people should be beige or purple. Either ways, the decision didn't matter. Cos I'll get full marks and a gold star anyway. Yes I am extremely talented in coloring within the lines.

Actually it might be PMS. Ok. I hope so. Because that'd mean everything will be back to normal soon.

Or the fact that this week I WILL HAVE ZERO TEMPS FILLED AND KIM WILL KILL ME NEXT WEEK DURING THE MEETING
Fml.

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Yay me gusta!(:
Seeing things like this makes me wonder
Why in my 18 years of existence have I not seen this before
Seriously

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Boredom in office

D (a senior consultant) was talking to me about chicken diseases (believe it or not we were talking about property market-->stock market-->humans' panicking this disrupting the market-->bees-->ants-->chickens-->chicken diseases) and there's this disease called Egg Bound whereby this egg is too large and is stuck. And the farmer needs to break the egg and removes bits of egg. Quite sick right.

Me: I need to pangsai.
D: Um.. Okay what do you want me to so?
Me: Idk. I'm shit bound:(
-crickets-
Me: I'm waiting for the shit to collect then..
D: OK don't go into details!!

I miss school. At least there's one person who can emphasize with my shit problems T.T

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DAY 2!

Went to 三叔's house for day 2 as usual! Played cards with the cousins hahah it's quite fun(: Being banker is good money~~ Great talking to them too yay! We became more retarded. And we upped the stakes from 20cents to 50cents>D Scared or not! Hahahah.



Lion dance! The guys aren't too skilled in the art of peeling oranges. They sat there forever.



Flinging orange peel goodness



Back to peeling..



Nearly there!!!



Troll hahahaha



YAY DONE!(:

Went over to py's grandma's place after that to lose all my winnings:X but more importantly I had fun so^^



His usual who dis siao gin na face:(



Then bainian-ed at my place~~

Anyway was watching Scarlet Heart this morning, and the prince gave the princess a bracelet meant for her sis (who is the prince's wife).
She was trying to remove the bracelet!

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Contagion

I was watching Contagion and I realized
Hand shaking is actually a show of trust that you believe the other person is not a carrier of some contagious disease

Saw this on 9gag this morning



Gag that's me during A lvls. Fuck:<

Enjoy the last day of new year all~

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Day 1!

Visited 外婆 first! Today whole day was stuffing this turkey body of mine with food. Headed over to 婆婆 house after! There was a feast(:

After my grandma moved to her new abode, she dropped cooking nearly for good, so I'm really glad to taste her cooking after so so so long. Still as legendary as ever:')

Ok no pix of food cos I was in a rush to eat:P






One more day tmr! How time flies.

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