Yesterday was the first time I got into a car accident

And no, you don't see your life flash across your eyes (perhaps it was just Daredevil). I was more intrigued at the scene folding before my eyes and a little reckless bit in me just want to see what would happen.

It could have been a lot worse, but maybe this accident will be a good lesson. It is expensive, but it's better to pay the debt with $$ than with your life.

Ikea is amazingggg their dark chox cake/Daim cake/cinnamon+apple cake are the sexbomb!


If you would only look a little closer you'll realise I've always been here
Only when you think you'll lose me do you treasure me
But can't you see
I'm no longer stupid

Sigh labby, the longest April Fool's Day joke just rolled out and the curtains just closed, but I'm sure none of us will forget it for a while.

It really makes our let's-hide-behind-the-cupboard-to-scare-wong-tiew-kiat look so childish and retarded-.-

I'll update you soon.

Meanwhile can you get facebook so I can actually fbemail you?????

IMYloads:(

I need to get used to the fucking histrionics

Sis:
I know how to spell Damon! (Pronounced: Day-men)
DAY-A-Y-M-O-N

Maybe there's still hope for humanity

APRIL FOOL'S DAY

A day created for dummies like me, who actually thinks about how to prank people and forget that it's AFD D:

SO FIRSTLY.

Lennard: Can you come downstairs? I've something to tell you!
Me: Huh okay..
-goes down and walks around-
Me: (calls) WHERE ARE YOU
Lennard: Are you really downstairs??
Me: YES.
Lennard: HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAYYYYY

AND THEN

Cheryl: AMANDAAA
Me: WHAT
Cheryl: Can you on the comp?
Me: No! Just tell me!
Cheryl: You know ____ right, he posted on your tagboard.
Me: ?!?! WHATTTTT
Cheryl: He said something like (OH GOD I SHOULD HAVE KNOW WHEN SHE SAID THIS, SHE IS SO BAD AT LYING THAT ONLY I BELIEVE HER) he thinks __________ and it's been ___________.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-goes on for 15 minutes-
Me: Do you think I should call ______ to trash it out?
Cheryl: No need la, HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAYYYY.

So then I decided, why should I be the only one????

Me: Let's call Desiree!!!!
Cheryl: YES.
Desiree: Hello?
Cheryl: Mr Sim's getting married!!!
Me: -silently listens while trying to stifle laugher-
Desiree: Huh seriously?? How you know?
Cheryl: Uhh.. Someone told me! (SEE SEE I TOLD YOU!!!!!!) (I laugh abit)
Desiree: Is there someone else on the line?
Cheryl: No!
Desiree: Oh wait.. Never mind. Actually yeah he told me a few days ago also.. That's why he's not being our CT anymore.
Cheryl: WHAT?
Desiree: *voice fades off* eh Chris!!! Right turn la!!!
Me (to Cheryl): Holy shit don't tell me it's true?!?!
Desiree: Hello? Eh sorry! Talking to Chris.
Cheryl: Actually.. HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAYYYY
Me: HAHAHAHAHA

And it turns out that RACHEL ANG XUE YING WENT TO TELL DESIREEEEEEEEEE hahahahaha ohman FAIL MAXXXX.

Oh and I posted a supposedly short hair pic of myself and TWENTY PEOPLE BELIEVED IT TO BE TRUE OKAY.

ONE SHOT KILL ALL.


Even a paper hand wants you

MBLM was fun, I attempted to make contact with the XLB makers at Ding Tai Fung! I felt like I was watching some animals in an enclosure. Or maybe it was the other way around, seeing how they kept talking to each other and stealing glances at me (darn those masks - I can't make out what they're saying)


Watch and be watched, like a failed spy

And there was this XLB maker who gestured towards his XLB at me. And when I left they actually waved bye! After dinnering at Ichiban Boshi (it was hard to convince them to eat Jap because I believe in the Singapore system), I walked past the XLB window and they actually nudged each other and pointed their chins at me (since they were busy using their hands to make XLB) and waved!! HAHAH SO KEWT I'm going back again!

You know how they always look like they're making XLB non-stop? It's not true hahaha they spend some time (when no one orders XLB. Is that even possible??) to use dough to cover dough to make fake XLBs (to create illusion of 24/7 demand of XLB, or perhaps to practice their amazing 24-folds skillz)

People watching is fun(:


"It's delicious, why waste it?"

Gone were the days where we wrote pacts on paper and had pinky promises.

Because now we have.. FACEBOOK.

Aren't those kids cute.

CUTEST MV EVERRRRR.

Post CTs Aston's/Frolick/Pool with class is ♥

Of course, camwhoring+alone time with Cheryl is ♥♥

PSC test later, 4 hours long?! It'll be interesting no doubt.