Monday, September 12, 2011

Moral suasion is my new favourite phrase

Sunday, September 11, 2011

God bless America, for standing up after a fall. God bless all those who fought valiantly ten years ago. To the firefighters who ran in and gave up their lives- this is for you.

"People are always asking me how is it that firefighters run into a burning building when everyone else is running out. Courage is the answer."
Ladder 49


Cheryl; Hi:D
Where people see a fountain
I see a benzene ring


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Saturday, September 10, 2011

Brotzeit has a great ambience! Filled with cute German waitresses, friendly German aunties and Chinese waiters with hair dyed blonde.. In an attempt to look like a German?




The Chinese German

A German bier bar & restaurant that serves quite nice weissbier(: Hope the food will be worth the price tag!

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Friday, September 9, 2011

I think one grande dark mocha frap and a venti java chip is too much caffeine for 4 hours

How people can make their tall last for hours and hours is beyond me

No one seems excited by the firework over at Sentosa anymore.


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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Shot through the heart and you're to blame
You cut me open and I'm bleeding love

Wouldn't it be great if they had a mashup???????
Ugh.

My earphones spoilt whyyyyyy:((( I have done nothing but take utmost care of it and send beautiful music through its wires. Maybe the music's too awesome and it exploded from overdosage of awesome music.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BLOCK OUT SOUNDS OF RANDOM PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT GRAVITATION IN STARBUCKS

AND BE BOTHERED BY PEOPLE ASKING WHETHER A DROP IN Kc LEADS TO A FALL IN TEMPERATURE

AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT??

And that's not all, it was a PRESENT D: OH DEAR. I'm pretty sure Sony earpieces last longer than a mere 4 months right??? WHAT HAVE I DONEEEEEEEEEE

Anyway, why the heck are there $400 earphones???? Gosh. I'd rather use the money to build a school in some rural area than to spend that much on "sound isolation, deep bass, noise cancelling, fancy schmuck" earphones.

Which will probably cause your death if you cross the road and you didn't see a cute Mini or those flat sports car (seriously they're like SO FLAT. Pancakes. Flatter than pancakes, actually. Why is that so? Maybe it's for short people like me to jump into a car with a hand on the door the way you see Hollywood does it so that you won't trip on the door and fall head first into the accelerator) and they honk the shit out of the car and you can't hear them because your $400 earphones are too goddamn noise cancelling.

Jarrod was too lulz during Aspen, there was a car which kept honking and he was like, "Wa honk so much. Rude. Later car spoil." (Why will the car spoil??) "Cos the honk sounds terrible."

Sometimes I use my earphones to act as earplugs lol. Blocks out honkings and people discussing Kc and temperature (do we need to know this for As???????????)

Which is very dangerous because sometimes I compliment people on how nice their hair is, or their bag is when they're plugged in and are apparently deaf to the world.

Do you think deaf people can really lip read? It's probably a skill picked up after ages. Then again Anisha can lip read. Sometimes it's disturbing for people who can hear perfectly well to look at other parts of your body when you talk to them. Like your nose or something, makes you feel like you have a gigantic growth that speaks on your behalf.

I think I'm growing taller!! Honestly and truly. Yesterday when I woke up I paraded all around the house and asked my mom/dad/sis if I grew taller:)) And they said no. Maybe they grew taller too.

An alternative theory I have is that the house shrunk.

Speaking of shrinking, the library in Columbia University (I think) is sinking 3 inches into the ground every year. Cos they never took into account the weight of all the books. Which is rather cool, because if the world didn't end in 2012 as predicted by the Mayans, generations later, the library will be in basement 6354315 or something. How cool is that! There's some movie title called 10000 Feet Under or something. I don't know. Can't really remember.

Why do I even remember trivial things like this? I need to remember stats more. Instead of coming up with false supporting evidence for GP essays like how US is making use of P-a-kis-tan (oh god hope i'm not put on Federal Watch or whatever, which is why I'm hyphenating it) (technically it won't be of use right because if they're on the lookout they'll be able to check? Since they have a department dedicated to Intelligence??) and befriending it not for altruistic means but to extort them of oil when US run out of oil.

Which I realised is completely untrue. Not even a smidgen of truth in it. Because Pakistan has no oil.

So please don't quote me or remember the fact that Pakistan (does not) have oil.

Oils are used in plastics right? The Beats replica I saw on GMarket claims that their earpieces are made of rubber and does not feel "plasticky" which sounds really funny if you say it out loud. Plasticky. Hee hee. It rhymes! They look like the real thing though and apparently the bass is really good BUT I have no idea how that website works, it has a million flashing icons that promises only the mentally strongest will survive through all the flashing icons and get that supposedly amazing and non-plasticky Beats earphones.

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Ah okay 15 cathartic minutes of random blogging:) Geraldine has not become a dining table (Well, Geraldine turned into a dining table but she turned back into Geraldine again) because my concluding statement reiterated my thesis statement:>