OMG BRINTHA K YOU GOT FACEBOOK HAHAHAHA the last person I ever thought will go to the dark side

Well, welcome to the dark side. We have sheeps. And pokes. And likes. And annoying game updates. And freaky stalkers. Welcome!!

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WGTL 6

Amanda's weekly guide to life 6: COCKROACHES

Maybe I should change it to monthly guide to life

Anyway I do consider myself some sort of expert on the theoretical behavior of cockroaches. And I've seen enough of them to have all of them star in shows like Squished Or Alive and Survivor.

Anyway I have seen THREE this week alr okay it's a sign. Third time lucky/three's a crowd. And if you consider the one I dreamt about that makes it 3.5 (dreams are part realistic)

I have theories as to why cockroaches act the way they do, sometimes giving some of their comrades up to sadistic human instincts to rid them all, in order of their plausibility

1. They plan to take over the world
Now they have often hid in dark places, flat places, small places etc, just watching us work. Watching us build amazing things; powerful things. All so that they can capture some of that technology and build some giant cockroach that annihilates us all. They're watching, and they're learning. There's a reason why they've been alive for billions of years and gone through minimal evolution. They're waiting.

2. They think our food will give them the same sustenance they give us
Thus explains why Uncle Ringo's fair filled with grubby handed children eating popcorns and whatever they eat at fairs are also filled with cockroaches (two were squished by the sidewalk)

3. They're just really cute creatures who are trying to emulate us to they can accept then
See they're skinny legged with flat stomaches, and can fly!
Okay fine this theory is here because firstly, I need a balanced POV and secondly, I think it's the least plausible out of the three



Just when I thought I won't get to hear your voice again;
Parting is such sweet sorrow

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Some pretty funny things this week


Comparable to Samora

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Elephant lovin'

I wanna sing the Elephant Love Medley at my wedding!!!

That'd be the cutest thing ever♥♥

Holey ears again

My sis pierced her ears!!!! HAHAHA it was damn funny cos she was all dramamama before it, like she was shaking like a leaf (okay q bad to laugh but srsly it's her own decision idk why she so scared, not like I forced her or smth)

Then she kept asking me whether it was painful for super a lot of times haiyo that girl.

Anyway she finally found some balls and pierced! Like me and my mom both v surprised! I took a video also:P idk why it's up there but mhmm if you wanna pierce take a good look at it(: I didn't wince though, high threshold for pain. Ninjaskillz(Y)

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NYE+NY

Eve was a 7th month celebration! The day he enlists creeps closer. Nonetheless, it was a great day at BG where we had our first date!!



Garlic wrap is pretty awesome



Stitch came!!!



The beautiful weather, lucky us



Looks yummy right:> made by yours truly heheh






After not running for 3 weeks, my muscle knots are declared non existent



He was ttly freaked out by 2 wasps LOLOL



Orchid garden!






Yeah we love to camphor hehehe. Otw to coolhouse! We missed the mist ughhh he was getting impatient






My favorite face heheh whenever we argue over stuff like whether wraps are nicer with veggie or not, he'll give this face



I'm not half as talented at him at it!



THE MISTTTT






The swan lake is damn dirty at the side! Ew!

Went my house for dinner and we finally did smth that I've long wanted to do to him:> mhmm that's right I took out the condome extractor and my tweezers and removed his blackheads!!!
It went quite well, except he decided I was a "masochistic bastard" heheh. Then countdown at MBR!






No pix of fireworks cos we were just indulging in the moment(: no resolutions this year..
Except one, which is to be happy! Every year my resolutions get more deceptively simple yet harder to fulfill.. Perhaps. It'll be a year filled with challenges, but what's life without a challenge or two?(:

New Year's was fun too because we went to celebrate Jarrod's birthday! Was talking to him before his birthday, and again after xD




He got his iPad!!! Hahahah from prom he wanted to win until now lor xD but I think the meaning behind this iPad is more.. Meaningful! Because his mom bought it for him:') We ate and sat around and caught up! It was great seeing them all again, Cheryl Billy darls rach Daryl etc!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JARRODDDDD(:

Happy new year's everyone! Hope you all had a good start to the year!(:

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As darkness turns to light
The night just begun as fireworks exploded

Eventful day involving paper-thin cucumbers and coolhouse and countdown blogpost coming up tomorrow~~
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!(:

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Location:HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!