Unholely earlobes

Having had unpierced earlobes (which got autocorrected to darlings, how strange) for 18 years may seem like a rarity in Singapore, or anywhere for that matter.

Sure, it's said that a girl's basic jewelry is a pair of diamond studs. Which is very blingz and nice. Maybe it's cos when I was young I saw this old woman with jade earrings with a freaking big see through holes

(not unlike those bengsters you see on the road and you totally will stare through them. What's the point of them actually? But I guess it's really considerate that they do it. Consider how movie seats are usually placed along many parallel oblique lines and if you happen to be sitting behind diagonally from the human giraffe you can at least see through his ears)

And I got traumatized because who wants earlobes that drag against the floor?

But I shall probably do it at the end of the month as a kind of commemoration hahah(: besides I heard it is some acupuncture point that prevents you from getting sickness.

I've heard a fair share of horror stories too. Like how you shower and the back of the studs get caught in the towel, and when you pull it it'll rip your lobes apart.

Or if you get caught in a gangfight it'll be ripped off!! Which is why I don't get why Fann Wong who acted in some gangster show could wear dangly earrings when she's always fighting with random people. Maybe cos she's the lead gangsta and no one dares to do it. She might just stomp through your feet with her stilettos, which hey you can put another earring through!

OR if you have those bigass earnings someone might put a combination lock on it and run away hahahah oh dearrrr. It'll be too lulz.

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Thanks to Cheryl, I've been watching Kurt vs Jake (Jacob? Jason?) battles whereby they use the strangest things like the zither/glockenspdjeijw (which I clearly have forgotten how to spell)/recorder/handphone/game boy to make music

(Which is damn cool everyone should watch it hahah)

What I really want to focus on was the recorder.

I don't get why they make us play dumbass songs like Happy Birthday or Mary Had A Little Lamb on the RECORDER. Of course, I used to have another use for it, which was to pretend I'm the Pipe Piper and I danced around my mom while she's cooking until she swears that the neighbors will come a-knocking

I'm sure you do remember this special note whereby you have to cover half that mystical back hole using your thumb. Like, really?

Speaking of mystical holes, why must the last hole of the Chinese flute be covered with a thin layer of plastic wrapping which is used to cover the top of the test tube containing calcium carbonate during SPA? None of the dizi players knew why either.

Now if they teach us how to play POP music on the recorder (check out the baby on recorder by Kurt) it would be totally different. We won't be no Pipe Piper- we will be Justin Bieber.

Which is kinda equally scary. Don't want a whole class filled with little Aunty Lucies (they always swish their fringe hahah)

Speaking of fringes, there is this new trend in school called the Pin Up Your Fringe Cos Of Prelims happening. Daryl called it the No Fringe Syndrome or smth. Which is true I guess. During the exam I have a tendency to play with my fringe and I'll always come out with half my fringe disheveled from all that twirling and twisting.

Twirling and twisting reminds me of Wilbur from Charlotte's Web

"Some pig"

Sing for me, my angel of music

Don't ask me why the Phantom of the Opera popped into my mind.

He's there, the Phantom of the opera
Ahhhhhhh ah ahhhhhyiahhhyiahhhhhhhaaaaa
ARGHHHHH!!!!!!!

I swear, that's how Christine sings. Maybe the Phantom is into BDSM.

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Y so srs

I find that it's getting harder and harder to smile for the camera. Smiling irl is fine, but camera.. No. Like when you smile you can feel your lips wavering and your eyebrows knotting together so you look like you're scowling-smiling. Not cool. While camwhoring with py today and I think I looked fierce in all the photos. Hahah.

Just look at my awkward smile




Stop and stare

Speaking of which, I need to learn how to raise my right eyebrow from now on cos I think my left eyebrow is perpetually higher comparatively. Which is why my blank expression is like -.^



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I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper, like a motherfucking skyscraper

Giving a caged bird the freedom to fly

No it doesn't work that way

False illusions of freedom are but cheap magic until you see the truth behind what is being told

Meanwhile I shall continue flapping my wings against the metal bars like a bigot until I transcend and succeed!

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That glorious moment when the bookshop auntie says there're no more 0.38mm uniball black pen refills and you see one sitting at the bottom of all other penrefills

TWICE:>

My luck must be changing


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Pain
I guess it's a matter of sensation